I'm looking forward to the fireworks! Would you like to share my popcorn?

I haven't seen that sort of yarn before. It looks like a pain!

Go on a Lord of the Rings type quest?

Until the last line I was assuming you mugged her for her food.

Speaking of knitting...

From the thumbnail of number 8, I thought a bird had flown head-first into the model's crotch just as the photographer snapped the pic.

I'm looking forward to this.

Maybe they're setting it up for her to be a lesbian.

I was hoping it would be about how Snookie adopted a lovely shelter kitten but her boyfriend is a dog person.

I did "Miss Kiss Kiss Bang" because it's the song that I was listening to.

That's cool!

Sudafed and Benadryl. And tissues. Lots of tissues.

Ann Arbor woot! Have you ever been to the Dawn Treader Used Book Store?

I enjoy that you call your cat "Damnit Roxy". Is that her real name?

Pff, stealing a panda is so mainstream. You should take one of the rhinos from the Wildlife Park!

Oh yeah! Forgot him.

Sounds pretty good. I'll have to look into getting Seasonique, although I have to admit I'm a bit wary of using something like that as my very first contraceptive. Which sounds like the world's weirdest kid's book.

Ha ha, thanks, but I'm fifteen years old and don't pay rent.

I love that his name is Anthony Snodgrass!

Oh yeah those.