If it's weird to not like talking on the phone, then I'm weird, too.

Thanks for your advice, Maevster. I hope you feel better soon.

Midland, cultural center of the center of the center of the Hand.

Great! I'm already crazy enough. If I get any closer to insane, the men in white coats will come take me away.

What is this "spring" you speak of? Ah, you must mean that month of rain before the second fall, correct?

Viserys is the really blonde, really creepy one. Jon is the one at the Wall. Robb is the one who looks a lot like Jon who is not at the wall. Theon is the kinda blonde, rather creepy one who is usually with Robb. Have I forgotten anyone?

Monday: As good as Mondays can be. Some cramps, so thought "Oh, my period will start tomorrow."

Sorcia should come to Michigan, where Fall started three weeks ago, right after a week of 90-degree weather.

"Take your kid out for ice cream when she clocks her tormenter."

Dude. "Hello. This is Charlie, my dude."

Or Ghengis Khan babies!

I apologize, I am only a new series geek. Thank you for educating me, o wise one.

Last year in Midland, Michigan, there were two! One for each high school!

Which one is which?

What about the time he took a honeycomb and a jackass to a brothel?

Avengers!

The "Eternals" sound like Time Lords.

15. I'm in high school, most of my conversations are like this.

... um.