The descriptions in this make me think of the white women in The Help.

... ew.

How do you pronounce the dash?

Fuck, I wish I could promote you!

Swearing geek high-five!

" 'Frak' is a fictional version of "fuck," "shit" or "damn" first used (with the spelling "frack") in the original Battlestar Galactica series. In the "re-imagined" version, and subsequently in Caprica, it appears with greater frequency and with the revised spelling "frak", as the producers wanted to make it a…

The best part of living in the Midwest is that I can say "bugger" and "bloody" and no one except my European-born German teacher realizes that yes, I am actually swearing!

I really need to stop skimming Gawker's sites. First I thought a Jezebel article was about "Cheatersaurus"es and just now I thought "Sagittarius A*... threw one hell of a tauntaun a few hundred years ago."

Oh, noes! I haven't been to the Barrens since I faction-transferred. I can't believe they're gone!

I remember that article!

Lightning lizard!

Is it bad that I initially misread it as "Cheatersaurus"?

Don't ask me! Ask her!

It bothers me greatly because I am a spelling-and-grammar fascist.

Now I regret my dinner of ground beef tacos.

There's a movement out there to misspell "women" as "womyn" so that it doesn't contain the word "man".

I think my school has the fingertip rule, but it's never carried through. The administration is more alert about shirts with offensive messages (alcohol, drugs, etc): if you get caught wearing one, you have to change into a day-glo yellow shirt that says "I Love My Vice Principal".

Watch your caps lock there, buddy.

This public-high-schooled American laughs. Come to my school, where the shirts are longer than the trousers.

Dingo!