John McCain's genes are very strong.

The phrase is "woe is me." But, yeah, I think you've got a good handle on things.

I know that gun nuts and a seemingly uncountable number of "irresponsible gun owners" alike shoot people (and themselves) intentionally (and unintentionally) daily. I also know that many of them fantasize about "saving the day," as assholes like yourself are always saying things like, "If only someone in that movie…

Texas being Texas, I'm surprised the person driving the truck hasn't been shot by someone attempting a rescue. Which is reason number forty-something not to have this sticker on your truck.

She's in the bath and isn't a never-nude?

"Problem?"

"Please, sir, go back to your job or whatever. Your precious snowflake is fine. Not that she didn't know this would be an issue. No. That's why she has other clothes. No, really, I'm calling the police now. Most people would go home or back to work or somewhere else now."

Again. I don't know what I'm supposed to make of this.

But this one makes sense!

Fuck, I hate context-free, free-floating gifs.

I see her statement as an obvious jab at "originalist" morons like Scalia more than it being especially jingoistic.

What it fucking means is that DC is, quite rightly, taking heat for some of its recent decisions regarding representations of gender and sexuality. While that sort of thing would make many companies stop and think about why people are mad at them, DC has instead launched this contest.

I suppose the joke is that she can't or won't die. I can see how it could be funny. Like Bill Murray trying to off himself repeatedly in Groundhog Day.

Well, that was... a thing. I guess.

For whatever reason, it only works with purple. Mixing red and blue just results in a headache. And, you know, paint in your butt.

People who think anyone in this country should be hungry also need to learn a lesson: eventually, the unwashed masses may decide to eat you and your children.

The real Ragnar would know when to get a laugh at the expense of a fool.

"Cake" is what the kids are calling a new drug that is produced by baking multiple layers of purple spray paint onto a cookie sheet. The "cake" is then ground up and consumed rectally. I've heard the high described as "feeling good, like you're really stoned, but also wanting to get all of that paint out of your…

Nothing says "edgy" like flowers and the arranging of them.