Noice.

Howdy!

 Duh.

It’s hard to over-recommend this book.

That dude is one ugly motherfucker.

“...just like the dark reign of Barack Obama...”

I’m sorry, “loser,” this isn’t “fake news,” as it is a thing that happened. The fact that you took the time to comment on it at length means that Moore has drawn attention to some Trump bullshit, which was, obviously, the point.

I don’t even seem to exist anymore on the formerly-Gawker sites.

It’s soulless motherfuckers. All the way down.

People travel. Even hundreds of years ago, some people traveled quite far. Sounds like you’ve an ancestor who was quite the adventurer!

A $30 hotel room in Japan? Book my travel package now!

The same guy probably bet a fortune on this fight.

Awww. Where’s that wall when you really need one for all us traitors?

Doesn’t seem like the cat was looking for any walls or racists at that point during the Civil War.

Just because you don’t understand what the words mean doesn’t mean they don’t mean stuff.

Right now, Megan Fox is reading this— because her difficult ass isn’t working either— and wondering who Mon’I’Que is.

What?!?

What’s that thing the kids say?

If only John Hurt were still with us.