I appreciate that JudasIswhatever keeps trying to make JudasIswhatever happen. I admire the tenacity. I’m not usually even that generous, so take the compliment for what it’s worthand run with it.

Strikes and gutters, but always having fun.

The GOP hasn’t exactly demonstrated anything approaching the deft political maneuvering a move like that would require. At the moment, I’m not sure if the could find their own ass if it was on fire.

Nice to see you around. What’s new?

I’m Willa, and I approve this message.

Tell it to ISIS, cultural relativist. Or to women "circumcised" with a sharpened can lid. Or even to women in Saudi Arabia who aren't allowed to drive.

Reading the title, I misunderstood the lesson.

Any interview with him reveals he's a bitter, bitter guy. I suppose he has his reasons and I generally like his performances, but knowing that makes it hard to like him.

They're spoofing another song.

I saw part of a movie about it once on a plane. I think it was called There's Something about Mary.

He's a terror. He's almost nine months old. A couple of days ago he discovered he could climb the stairs, which are both numerous and wooden. Now he goes at them even when he's not chasing the cat. Guess it's time for one of those baby gates :)

...not allowing him time to adequately prepare for the role of Christian Grey...

Even in my youth, I couldn't get into his books. I think it's a case of a writer taking his own shallowness and wanting to argue, with great success, that it's his characters who are shallow.

Between the likelihood of being given something by someone cleaning out their fridge that they wouldn't themselves eat because it's really old and the possibility of some lunatic poisoning and/our kidnapping you, this sounds like a horrible idea.

Hi PD,

Do I get an even better gif if I call you a "dickface?"

"... encouraged by black people?"

The fact that there's a thick girl in it, and I could still only watch it for ninety seconds proves that the musical is somehow even more boring than the source material. Which, honestly, I would not have believed possible.

I have not two, but three dreams. The first involves Christina Hendricks. The second features Salma Hayek. The third stars both of them.

Feeding and protecting something, by the way, is the opposite of plotting to eat its juicy little body. Just throwing that out there.