There is a very British solution to this problem.

Not everyone has the musical talent of a Skrillllex, a Miley, or a Limp Bisquick.

All we gotta do is guide one show gently into the ground, Doug. And, then, we'll sell some people some good shit.

John Legend is a meanie, Albert Hammond said kicking smack was too easy, and why can't people do more for Dave Chappelle?

Surely he knows that'll get a dumb girl's hopes up.

"I've worked with better...

"Bumbling" by name, bumbling by nature.

Yeah, 'cause people should be lining up to date this crooked-ass crook.

No one understands how hard rich people had it "coming up" in the world.

Excellent point!

Yogurt?

Calm down, people. All Marble is saying is that black people bring their early deaths on themselves.

Jesus. How the hell did I type "Danny?" Yes, Donald Glover. Thanks!

I know I do.

When did junkies get into meth?

A tip of the hat from you always makes my day :)

I suppose anything can be imbued with deep, personal significance. My seven-month-old, for instance, really likes his fuzzy pajamas. Sometimes he wears them all day.

So I can "spoil" things for people who aren't "alert?"

We can't have everything.

It does kinda mess with your breathing.