Burn all the things!

Max doesn't "get" the teacher, but don't let that slow your roll.

Manic Panic and 'zines?

Nice job throwing Jez under the bus.

All you've "argued" is that this pieces is "totes true" based on your own "experience."

Between there being so many tweets that don't say anything posted lately and the new format being so hard to read, all I got out of that vomit was that some Hefner person does a lot of crystal.

And you keep setting me straight— you win the being a server forever contest.

I'll "offer" that you should pick your friends carefully, as you'll become what they are.

What have I done, exactly?

I call "bullshit."

What do you think "air quotes" are?

"Such behavior, as evidenced by the donors, teaches us our weakness, which should eventually (and soon) show us our strength: women must be in control of our own finances. Not just in the family, but in the schools, work force, and everywhere else. Until we control this part of our lives, our very choices, in any and…

When did making fun of people with epilepsy become acceptable?

Well, on the catwalk

This sounds like a good idea after you've recently seen a good Batman movie.

To think someone using the word "cannibalize" is possibly racist, you must make the mental leap that black people are somehow cannibals.

I can't wait to hear what Rush Limbaugh thinks of this— I know he's been a fan of hip hop for a while now.

Can "Because Jesus" become the next "Because Racecar?"

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