Points for the Rushmore reference!

I've a friend who's planning on leaving his job without notice. He's almost fifty and has never not given notice to an employer. It's killing him to do it, but the shitty company he works for will fire him if he tries to work out a notice and then not have to pay him his bonus.

Whosoever Holds This Vibrator, If She Be Worthy, Shall Possess The Penis Of THOR.

And she could do fish and veggies as a low-cal option.

"Some days are diamonds; some days are rocks..."

She's The One would mean he's getting slightly better taste at least. Just keep him away from anything else she's in other than The Good Girl.

Sounds like he doesn't pay attention and just likes women he sees in a lot of movies. Expect to hear good things about Jennifer Aniston any day now :)

Until you can explain how "FeminismHurtsWomen," you should change your handle to "FeminismHurtsMyFeeFees," ya fuckin' clown-baby.

Different strokes for different folks, certainly. Some men are into amputees. That doesn't make them gay.

It's not like she's unattractive by any means. But when guys are talking movie star ladies they fantasize about...

Was your ex gay?

No wonder she hated the movie— she's Lohan to Jezebel's Christian!

I am troubled she used the phrase "white man's burden."

Trust your gut when u date this weekend it will guide you to what's right, just go easy on the booze, or you will loose.

All of this Q and A is a trigger for me.

There's a hell of a lot more about "the Clytoris" and its value here than generations of Americans got in school or anywhere else.

"Megyn, your willingness, on every third Shrove Tuesday, to address issues that directly affect you clearly makes you a better person than me. But we both still hate minorities, homosexuals, poor people, a woman's right to chose, and anyone who went to college that isn't us, right?"

"Occasionally causes cancer?"

How about "Abortion Potato Head?"

Only one of the best things ever if you skip the first season.