I don't hate anyone. Nice attempt to tie your crush to some actual tragedies, though.

Do you hear yourself?

It's like the Daily Mail is completely unfamiliar with her work of late. Why mention an "escaped breast" when all of her "music" of late involves her being naked?

"Powerful voice in subversive feminist discourse" v. money-grubbing, attention-seeking, psycho.

"Your hatred keeps me young... Youthful? Will you give me "youthful?" Okay. Fine. Rich. It keeps me rich."

I know it.

I'm going to need a bit more here...

Apparently.

For some reason, I thought that Didion had passed away.

Premonition- noun, bro.

Well, I am a fan.

Guilty as charged :)

Oh, YAWN. Ten minutes in the actual presence of these people, and you'd be on the first plane to MoMA.

Ugh Lena Dunham shut up like Jay Z. Stop name dropping. She's 'with' Jay Z, along with a hundred other people, to watch him lip sync the same shitty song for 6 hours straight at an art gallery. SHUT UP AND LIP SYNC.

No, thankfully. Never done it. Never had it done to me. Thanks for the concern.

Now I'm picturing this doofus lacing up a pair of boxing gloves, getting the laces around his neck and his foot somehow, and falling into the previously unseen ocean, where he is immediately eaten by a giant squid.

I'll never remember that year I taught myself to enjoy beer.

You certainly troll like a sixteen-year-old. And have a sixteen-year-old's understanding of sex. And you whine like a sixteen-year-old.

No, you're totally right. No offense taken. I was just trying to make an analogy. And, honestly, despite the best of intentions, after reading the piece again, I think I was a bit off-base from the start.

I'll be serious for a moment, too.