I'm... also... a bit of the next two episodes.

Does "N" mean "Not Good At The Sex?"

I thought I actually might give this dimbulb a quick tip, but I've already been instructed to leave his dumb-ass alone.

Why do you leave the house?

Maybe sex isn't your thing. Have you considered other hobbies? If only to spare someone else from yourself?

True enough. Funny, actually. Blah, blah, blah.

I'm a (straight) dude, so, no, not so much.

Are you, like, allergic to clits?

Reading continues to be fundamental.

#wearahelmet

I kinda want one. But I'm that weirdo that keeps coins from everywhere and has a book with all the state quarters in it.

"As good Christers, we realized that we couldn't abort this fucked-up child we no longer want. Which, obviously, means that Jesus wants us to mail it to someone and then try again for one that will look good on our Christmas cards. Have a blessed day!"

Personally, I believe him because Nigella strangled me once in this dream I had. And she chased me around her kitchen and threw chocolate sauce everywhere. Later, she spanked me with a wooden spoon.

Where's your book deal, loser?

"Nah, JB, nah. Your dick is HUGE, man!"

There's a secret track on there just for you, girl. It's called "Redheaded Jezebels."

Me talking about money I don't have yet—

Texas voted for these assholes.

I think she's walking a fine line, but it's a line I find myself crossing now and again.

Like that episode of Angel didn't give me nightmares...