“At Apple, we didn't invent gravity, we perfected it."

Since all these things seem to revolve around Germans/Germany, why don’t we measure explosions from now on in GHU - German Hiker Units - i.e. the number of German hikers it would take to create an equal devastation.

That is why my holdings are tangible and harder to steal. I mean, no one even knows where I hide my beanie babies.

a key defining characteristic of a glacier is that it has to deform under its own weight.

ok. Just to get the dick comparision rolling: i working in it for over 17 years now. I have been a projekt manager when you probably learned to code ;) (im 28 btw).... furthermore even your jobtitle sounds butthurt. “Apply to 29103 Business Solutions Analyst jobs on LinkedIn” badumm tsss... apply on the wayne train.

Super quick and dirty, but I think this would look better, and still evokes the decades old association and love we have for the original logo.

As I tell my students when they try to be sneaky with their phones between their legs: Everyone knows what you’re doing, no one looks at their own crotch and giggles.

2) It strikes me as what’s left over after eating the good stuff.

Beat me to it. But that’s because I move slower these days.

Dadbod? Please, can we start calling it Father Figure instead?

I’d hate to go to a surgery of any kind.

Kinda sad that you had to make this retort twice. And I assume, also star both yourself.

Way too many maybe’s in this proposition and regardless of what the pop culture euphemism is, it has no bearing on the law. These kinds of things rarely have the social impact that new age thought perceives. Honestly, I think this is just a ridiculous ploy for a group of people to feel like they’re doing something…

When you have everything you need in life, complacency begins to settle in, and you begin to yearn for a purpose.

After we’ve spent thousands of years killing, raping, and starving, and after enduring despotic governments, corruption, eons of sadness and decimation, we’ve reached an age where a government was born…

Jezebel has bots running around now?!

Apple, rewriting the past, because creating the future is so damn hard.

Yeah, the idea that men never cry at or about work is ridiculous. Of course they do, they just do it where people can’t see them.

If you double the battery storage you would only get 38 hours out of an iWatch not a week. Apple’s own numbers are that you will get 19 hours if all you do is spend your time admiring the pretty gold color you spent $10000, or 30 minutes of actual use.