Sorry to be rude, but good manners are important. I’m sorry if you disagree.

Impressive...

It’s always interesting to see what happens when you give spiders different substances.

What an odd name for your computer...

in much the same way an Audi R8 is just a toboggan with wheels attached.

"You're more likely to toss them in the bin than take them to a cobbler for a fix."

It's $585. I agree with all your math, except it says it's a 22% flat rate, not a standardly annuitized car loan. I.e. it's ($23000 * 1.22) / (4 years * 12 months) = ~$585/mo. I think the teacher wanted the student to be able solve the problem without having to use an online calculator ;-). So the code is 0585.