I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

I’m mad that Kara didn’t mention that K.Piers ACTUALLY RTed IT

I keep seeing advertisements for this while watching reruns of The Golden Girls, and the whole “competing for one guy’s attention” schtick struck me as weird when they’re all potential partners for one another. Feels like a missed opportunity to up the trashiness.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Prosecutors don’t look for truth, they look for convictions.

http://www.howdovaccinescauseautism.com

My biggest issue with her is how incredibly intellectually dishonest she is about vaccines. Yes, yes, she’s pro-vaccine. She then coats that position in a huge amount of FUD and outright lies designed to pander to the anti-vaxxers in the green party. For example, she’s talked about how in Europe mandatory vaccinations…

A second Man on Jezebel? Bobby Finger is probably like this right now:

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

Can’t speak for Jujy but I certainly do. Bill is charming, intelligent, a great conversationalist, funny and appreciative of humor in others, loyal though not faithful (they are different things), well informed, fascinated by other people, and not least, always looks nicely groomed and as if he probably smells good.…

You know you’ve fucked up when Courtney fucking Love tells you to grow up.

KARA Welcome back :)))

I was just laughing at the other swimmers being like “It was all Lochte’s idea!” Fair enough, bros, but if we’re honest, you get what you deserve when you accept Ryan Lochte as your idea man.

I’ve always known Ryan was dumb. Like, properly stupid. But not even in my wildest dreams could I have imagined that he could bring about a full-blown international incident based solely on the sheer intergalactic power of his stupidity.

Yeah, but have they boned since the engagement? Literally the only question I have about these two.

I feel a bit sorry too, but there’s also something about the juxtaposition of a $13k a month postmates bill and no marketable skills that just kind of pisses me off.

What if...vanity plate was customizable?