Listen y’all, the most important advice on here is that if you craft you need that JoAnn’s app. The coupons are off the chain and I don’t buy anything full price at that bitch no mo’!

Sounds like a typical scientist/engineer. They look at the data (can he function without her) and make a decision based on the data (yes, he can) and people’s feelings don’t matter.

I’m curious...what would the compromise be? Half a child that they share with another family?

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

Can you even imagine if Trump were in his position? That might actually be kind of awesome! Maybe he’d short-circuit and have a stroke?

They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?

Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”

I can’t believe found Obama time to make Americans suffer under his care while simultaneous planning 9/11. What a truly great President we had.

Jesus, that voice! He’s like eunuch. He’s killing my hate-fuck fantasies. The treason isn’t helping either.

$7 extra dollars an hour is roughly $14,000 dollars a year, per worker. Wikipedia says it has 18,770 employees so an extra seven dollars an hour per employee would cost a cool $262M.

May I just say WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

Yeah but then how would I look like an utter twat?

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

“White House Accuses Outgoing Ethics Chief of Grandstanding in Statement That Misspells His Name”

Well I for one am shocked, simply SHOCKED, that a guy who videotaped himself committing statutory rape and urinating on a child only to inexplicably get away with it without any legal or professional consequences whatsoever would go on to continue behaving in an inappropriate fashion. Who could have possibly predicted…

It is incredibly bold to invite people into your home and not tell them you will be staging an elaborate Christmas card shoot first.

Yeah, I think that’s just what it feels like for men when things are more equitable :)

let’s start a website

I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.