WhineloverJezzie
WhineloverJezzie
WhineloverJezzie

Dont trust unattended brownies, people. They’re bad news.

Cat’s reaction to turn of events:

How fascinating that being your kid’s best friend is the reason Katie Holmes is a 5/5 mom and Jada Pinkett Smith is a 1/5 mom. I wonder what on earth the difference between these two women could possibly be to provoke such disparate reactions to the same information. Hmmm.

OK, but how many years has it been since Nick Denton has seen Suri?

We are not giving those men at that disgusting “website” our hard-earned traffic created by our male servant Bobby Finger

I feel like this should have been posted on The Cuck. Bobby, did they not let you because the power of their femininity interfered with your ability to cross-post?

Sounds like a great way to waste your drugs on a couple that isn’t dtf. Take that mess over to The Cuck.

I'm reading a $0.99 romance novel ebook I don't even know the name of!

That’s cool and all, but where can I find out more info on the men that helped them get here?

Yeah, but “borderline illegal shit” is also known as “legal shit”.

This would’ve been an excellent opportunity to say, you know, “Whether you’re a boy or you’re a girl, both of you, my job will be to make sure it’s equally an option for both of you.

I’ll do my part to remedy this by posting one of my favorite images of Hillary. Hillary looks like one bad HBIC in this campaign poster.

MOM’S BACK

love it. she must have been quite fed up, trying to talk over the loudest people in the room. remember folks, 300 people shouting is louder than 3000 people being quiet. Bernie/third party voters are out-numbered, and they’re screaming awful loud.

He looks like one of those guys who screws like he’s doing the most, but he’s okay, but not the greatest. But he’s nice, so you let him finish, and he turns and smiles at you. And you smile back. And you know you won’t completely cut him off, you’ll text him back because he loves pleasing you and your areas and his

Yeah remember 2007 when Jezebel wasn’t a pop culture site? Those sure were the days.