“This one time, Regina George Jennifer Lawrence punched me in the face vagina. IT WAS AWESOME.”

Chiming in here as a medical professional who also runs a sex shop:

Everybody liked Donn on the RHOC. I mean everybody except Vicki that is.

If they went that route, they’d be responsible for my death, death by the purest bliss.

LET IT ALL BURN

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

And he seems a little confused about who exactly changed her life by adopting her from Korea.

half unrelated but if someone doesn’t stick amy schumer in a dress with a structured shoulder soon i will secede from this nation

ok but she also didn’t tag amy schumer in that photo, so now amy and nicki are feuding.

I was a Bernie supporter for most of the primary but now that shit is getting real I’m in full Hillary mode. She’s going to pummel Trump into the ground and I’m really excited to see her kick some ass now.

They’re PUBLIC BATHROOMS FFS.

They’ll need one of those miniature bibles to (God forbid) swear him in.

I’m just going to repost my comment from the original The Slot post.

Turn up ur speakers and click this pls.

Meh... I’m not even an Amy Schumer fan but let his life be destroyed *online*. “We paid for you” has to be the smarmiest phrase ever uttered while violating someone.

Dude, you paid for a movie ticket/cable and received a movie/tv show. End of contract.

What even is that horrid short length?! These are athletes. Give me thigh or give me death!

I BELIEVE THAT I WILL DIE IF DON’T OWN THAT SHIRT.

That right there is why you derve a $5000 purse.