He does have a shit-eating grin

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

I’m guessing the disgusting rumor is that he’s into scat, right? He’s a powerful dude and they all like being degraded and dominated in the bedroom (or in his case the bathroom.) Like that Senator from Lousiana and his diaper fetish.

So, this isn’t a mural from the Pawnee, IN courthouse?

First, I love Jezebel. And I have to say that even the negative comments about me on this site are much less mean spirited than on the WaPo site. A lot of angry dudes calling me a golddigger, fat, unattractive, wishing me STDs ...I could go on but you get the picture.

this fuckin guy

No. Being proud of her own success - at her career and at not getting pregnant - is not an implied criticism of other women.

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

Sooo she bruised herself up? Used photoshop?

The severity of her accusations are false and extremely harmful. I’m not sure she realizes the irreparable harm of her actions.

As far as denials go that’s some pretty weak sauce. I just think that if I were accused of raping someone and I hadn’t raped anyone, my response would be less “Think of how this is affecting my public image” and more getting on rooftops and screaming to anyone who will listen “FUCK NO, I DID NOT RAPE ANYONE!” You…

“Innocent until proven guilty” is the standard in a court of law, not in the court of public opinion.

My career and life do not deserve to be taken away without some basic level of due process

Thanks for the update.

Excuse me who do you think you are??!?!?!?!?!?!

not your boyfriend.

Oh really? He’s your boyfriend? I’ve been there for him since 2006. Do you even know about Syracuse, where he got his start, as his supposed girlfriend? I AM THE WIND BENEATH DAVID MUIR’S WINGS. HIS MONSTROUS BAT WINGS.