I just love anything that starts with “Kris Jenner Breaks Silence.” As if. We should be so lucky.

"Wow, how trashy is Nicki!? Getting knocked up by a dude you're having relationship troubles with and to whom you are not married? Girls these days. Should have practiced abstinence!" - Bristol Palin

Wow. It’s almost like abstinence-only education doesn’t actually work. Who knew?

The backslash is getting bigger. Univision is dropping the pageant: http://variety.com/?p=1201528106

Women’s soccer and women’s tennis are every bit as good as the men’s game.

I KNOW. Glamorous graduate school life? They’re also going to need some footage of me eating ramen in a shithole studio apartment, and, like, renewing my glamorous bus pass.

Somebody mentioned in a Wayne’s World movie.

They’re not Bennifer. They’re Bennifer 2. DON’T DISRESPECT THE JLO.

I just read all the comments. Now I know who voted in Scott Walker.

So, let me get this straight...GG, according to itself, are not the ones who are harassing Wu and Sarkeesian. BUT when Oliver brings those women on to talk about their harassment and no one says Gamgergate, it’s still about Gamergate according to Gamergate.

A whiteness of teenage girls ordering frappuccinos.

pburg and he grew up in dc why do i know literally everything about colin

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

An apt analogy:

She actually had a classy-as-fuck response on Twitter:

Denise for all intents and purposes is the mother to all of his children. Brooke’s kids have basically lived with her their entire lives. (Thank god!)

That is what I thought, too! She helped that turd-burglar out more than once when he was in no form to even be a Dad.

The #1 comment on gizmodo is basically: Men get Harrassed too! There are a lot of differing opinions, but some of those (not grey) comments are rough.

I foolishly read this over on gizmodo. Wow, did that turn into a “but what about the men” conversation quickly.

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