How FABULOUS did Trudy look? :-)

Hi! I'm going to be That Person! Could you remove that massive spoiler from the first paragraph? Thank you!

Taylor’s videos are so much better when there’s humor in them. Her serious romanticey ones always fell flat to me, but when there’s a contrast between the song and the video it’s so so adorable.

I just now noticed that that must’ve been the intended message of the video to Katy Perry: “I can get half the women in the industry to be in a video that is essentially a middle finger to you, just by asking. Everyone is on my side…BITCH!”

No one enjoys being judged, so I understand why you would complain about that. What I don't understand is why people like you also seem to want to hear that what you do is a feminist act because you're doing it by choice and not just because you have to. It's cool that you get to do what you want but you can't get…

You’re really not sure why, or you’re coyly “not sure why?” If it’s the former, consider re-reading the article.

Yeah, this is always the “tone” argument. If you were just nicer, maybe we’d respect you. I bring this up whenever someone tells me to “calm down” when I’m talking about feminism, and more than not, I’m speaking at the same volume as the men do during their arguments and discussions. But the perception is that I’m…

I don’t know that I would call the restaurant to complain about pennies but I stopped going to the gas station where you would pay $20 and they would code the pump with $19.99. The first time, I was in a hurry. The second time, I went in and made them give me my change and never went back. 1,000 customers may only net…

So you’re saying that Steven Tyler does in fact walk this way AND talk this way? That’s incredibly reaffirming.

I don't know how you handled being in close physical proximity to Paul Newman without going up in flames from the hot-ness.

That sucks. Hope you feel better. I left a couple out. Maybe this will make you feel better.

Oh, my favorite one!

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

They keep finding him drunk in halls surrounded by underage girls (17 year-old freshers) in various stages of undress. Last year he managed to get into ABH and slept with a girl before getting caught due to noise complaints.

made a burner account cos i had to tell this story:

a couple of years ago, a friend and i were WASTED at a bar for some coworker of hers’ birthday party. i didn’t know the person whose party it was (like i said, we were hammered), but we did manage to enough to notice kanye west and jay z among the attendees. the…

He needs to come off it because I had to google who he even is right now.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS. MR. ROGERS IS A SAINT.

I worked in the entertainment industry in the late 90’s. Here’s my rundown.

i was with my family seeing west side story on broadway, and tom and rita hanks and their kids (?) sat next to us. a league of their own is my absolute favorite movie, and i was flipping a shit. my dad leaned over and said, “excuse me mr hanks, a league of their own is my daughter’s absolute favorite movie and it’s…

AHH I love it when all the celebs come for the Dunhill, mainly due to the yearly letter we get about how Hugh Grant is banned from all university builings and residences.