This information always makes me so fucking infuriated. You know what’s medically dangerous? PREGNANCY. With an abortion, you get some anesthesia and zip bop bippity pop, it’s done. With my C-section, they gutted me open, put my uterus and intestine on my belly, and then sewed it all back into place. I couldn’t walk…

she is beauty, grace, intelligence, everything good, personified.

Do u think the dude that shot him in the face recognized him and that’s why he shot him?

“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…

I understand, and those specific parents can be equally tiresome. She didn’t bleat anything, though. A “source” was quoted by a magazine, with the usual gendered bullshit angle — “she” hired the nannies (because apparently childcare is solely her responsibility?) and while the source hurries to assure us she’s going…

i hope your writing samples for jobs are only you’re 1d stories.

If I check “I know I DON’T want it, HAHAHA U FEEL ME?” isn’t it the same as checking yes? Or did I listen to that song incorrectly?

What the fuck goes on at Boy Scout camps

“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”

“Now THAT’S White Zinfandel!” which he promptly poured into his monogrammed thermos.

What is it with sushi and stupid people? I was out to dinner this weekend at a very nice sushi place (the kind where they serve sushi and that’s it, no hibachi or noodle dishes or anything) and the two women at the table in front of us were absolute nitwits. They sat down, looked over the menu, and then started doing…

You’re the Real Racist™, Jia, for thinking racism is real.

If they had said nothing, the media would speculate they disapproved of Bruce. Get your head out of your ass.

that their constant and gross misuse of “shade” was conscious and not simply the end result of E! being a company comprised of trend-chasing robots who haven’t been rebooted in four years.

They said what?!? E! Online continues throwing major shade at Kara Brown through misuse of the word shade. Her response is THE BEST!!!

What I wouldn’t do to be Rihanna’s fallback fuck.

GET THE MAYOR OF TELEVISION ON THE PHONE!

So now we ask you: has ever a woman deserved a Lifetime biopic more than Debbie??