Idk if you really rescued your image with that comment, Kate.

I do love her and the show and I love how the sticker is still on the bottom of her shoe.

her favorite descriptor is "ratchet"

Thoughts and prayers are with you at this moment.

"It's 'Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'"

YOU GUYS I want an actual Muslim president so bad. It doesn't even matter where he or she stands on the issues; it would be worth it just to watch these morons cry and shit themselves.

I don't understand. There's a mention of Charlie Hunnam and nudity, and yet no one has posted even one single CharlieHunnamSexGif. Is something wrong? Is everyone feeling ok?

BUT WHAT ABOUT FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION, MADELEINE

Let's just say I knew people would misread it and left it anyway.

Madeleine, didn't you mean to say: "Well, Charlie, YOUR PUBIC AWAITS"?

I would really like to see 'feeling my Cheerios (tm)' make a comeback, but as the knowingly Midwestern female masturbation euphemism that it was clearly destined to be.

Remember when she literally had that dude killed and it just never resurfaced as a plot point?

I love that the main thing these guys want from a liberated woman is FREE DINNER

I've seen her a few times too, one in which she spent the entire set SKEWERING Chicago politics (in Chicago) and she brought the fucking house down.

She said "who wants to hear about Paris Hilton?" I started squealing and doing my excited dance, which is just my hands balled up into fists shaking real hard. I was in her immediate sightline so she said "that is one excited gay" and mimicked my movements.

Say what you will about Wendy Williams, but she addressed this the other day on her show. She pointed out that it's highly suspect that mom has come out of the woodwork to parade around TV with her son . . . when mom left her son to be raised by a known drug addict for his entire life.

Thanks, Oprah, for inflicting Dr. Phil on our national culture.

Update, 6:24 p.m. EST