Exactly. And I wouldn't throw Meryl Streep's name around too much in arguments like his because Streep is the first one who will tell you that she is the exception to the rule. She's talked about this a billion times.

I believe it was Tina Fey who said: "Helen Mirren is not proof that there are parts for older women, Helen Mirren is proof that there are parts for Helen Mirren."

I AM HUNG OVER. UBER PLZ EXPLAIN THIS.

Maybe he's secretly... Canadian?

While this is gross, come on. This isn't even a top five Shrayber post for grossness.

Jay, you either knew Adnan or you didn't. You can't just be like "oh we weren't close" and "I only smoked with him two or three times" and then proceed to cast aspersions on his character like you know him super well. And all of this extrapolation about how Adnan wanted to kill Hae because he was…

I like this "whatever, I do what I want" Obama. He so clearly doesn't give a shit anymore, in the best of ways.

Totally. I mean he said this: "We cannot have a society in which some dictator someplace can start imposing censorship here in the United States." Some dictator someplace. I absolutely love that Obama is describing the Supreme Leader of the People's Democratic Republic of North Korea as 'some dictator someplace.'…

A presidential edition of Shade Court would be the greatest Christmas gift ever. Just FYI.

SCENE: Kate finds herself at a hockey game. How she got there, no one knows. (Kyle Wagner?) "Timber" by Pitbull featuring Kesha comes on the loudspeaker for a glorious 20 seconds.

Can I just tell you that when I saw Alan Alda I jumped out of my chair and screamed "ALAN ALDA!!! OMG THERE'S ALAN ALDA!!!" And then I got super teary because he looked so happy to be there. I am a hundred years old.

That's because you only go on pizza night

"Why are all teens sociopaths?"

we will be vigilant on this issue until the truth finally comes out

I REALLY THOUGHT I HAD IT BUT IT WAS THE EXACT OPPOSITE

Tampons........cue this commercial.

Hey, that's unfair. There was also Opie's beard.

It is like you knew EXACTLY how I wanted to grieve.