It's not just the actual cost of the ID, it's also getting to the DMV. What if you don't live near one? It's simply a poll tax, which is unconstitutional. You watched a completely different convention - neither party wants to make it "super easy for illegal aliens to be granted citizenship." Even if they did, they…

I'll answer you seriously. No one is advocating that non-citizens should get to vote. It's a right that citizens have, and there is no reason to grant it to non-citizens (again, I don't know of any politicians that have taken a stance that non-citizens should be allowed to vote).

Number one reason to buy in person rather than online, found! Thanks. I once bought 5 separate oddball kitchen items: melon baller, mango slicer, pineapple slicer, cherry pitter, and olive pitter. I'm sure they're all untouched, but I don't know because I didn't hide a note. Argh.

My favorite wedding pastime is judging registries (and the couples' websites). When it goes off the rails, I always find the most insane thing on the registry and get for them. Fuck 'em, that's why. Why put it on the registry if they don't want it? Last week I sent my friend a $50 earthquake kit backpack. Hey, it…

"(Kissing and cunnilingus don't spread it because saliva contains enzymes that destroy gonorrhea. Thanks, saliva.)"

You entirely missed the point, which happens.

Were the broadcasters instructed by the NFL to play nice with the replacements? They've been bending over backwards to avoid calling them "scabs" and have been way nicer than those of us at home in talking about blown calls.

Were the broadcasters instructed by the NFL to play nice with the replacements? They've been bending over backwards to avoid calling them "scabs" and have been way nicer than those of us at home in talking about blown calls.

Which I very much enjoy. Even more, when I sense that he has completely lost it by the end of a story. Exhibit A: "THERE IS NO POINT TO LIVING. LIFE ONLY BRINGS PAIN, FREEDOM BRINGS THE POSSIBILITY OF READING NIGHTMARES LIKE THIS AGAIN. DEATH IS THE ANSWER."…

I can only assume you are referring to this gem: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/07/fan_fiction_friday_alvin_and_the_chipmunks_in_comf.php

Topless Robot is my favorite Friday pastime. Mainly, for the variations on "SIR, I DOUBT THE VERISIMILITUDE OF YOUR SATANIC SESAME STREET RAPE-SNUFF STORY." Thomas the Tank was extremely disturbing though.

And because my cramping was so heinous at age 16, my doctor tried a huge variety of them before deciding that the whore pills were my best option. To date, they're the only thing that has worked. Not all cramps are endometriosis-related, lady. And not all remedies work for all people.

Pat Burrell. Even though he allegedly tells girls to "Pat the Bat" and takes naked practice swings in front of a mirror as foreplay.

I feel like no one else really makes sense. Plus it's been reported that they're on the rocks lately, so maybe it's a factor?

Figure 6: Sarah Palin, Selena Gomez, and maybe Britney Spears (more babies?)

I thought Jez was taking nominations for subsequent rounds of book club? My reading of the introductory post said that the voting was just for the first round, and we could later nominate. Was there a post asking for nominations that I missed or did the powers that be change the formatting?

Thanks for the link. I was super excited to see that condoms were going to be "subsidized" and now I haz a sad. I'm thinking this should probably be corrected in the article.

I believe it is covered. Maybe it depends on insurance and whether generics are available? I'd call your insurance.

As I recall, anyone can compete as long as they qualify. Obviously, it's more uncommon to be able to qualify with elite athletes when one is disabled, but it definitely occurs (as you said, they are often at the same level). There aren't that many that are competing in the London games, but I believe those that are…

"And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that. "