How about “the Allies’ invasion on the beaches of Normandy.”

Stand your ground against parked vehicles. It’s your God-given constitutional right.

So I take it from this that Paul Pierce is still available.

Good GAWD, Deadspin! I’m sitting in Starbucks and thought I was going to read about Irsay doing something stupid. Didn’t realize I was going to perform a full gynecological exam.

Another event dubbed a “Battle of the Sexes” took place during the 1998 Australian Open^[34] between Karsten Braasch and the Williams sisters. Venus and Serena Williams had claimed that they could beat any male player ranked outside the world’s top 200, so Braasch, then ranked 203rd, challenged them both. Braasch was…

No coming back from filming it vertical, either.

Yeah, but if it is a bad guy driving he’ll explode in mid-air before ever hitting the ground.

AWD!? Type-RAW.

Hey Camille, how do you describe your husband? The man who has been cheating on your throughout your marriage, who has admitted drugging women for sex? Oh yeah, you describe him as a meal ticket.

At that price I’m getting a Cayman.

The one on top clearly has a glandular problem. Probably needs to seek medical attention.

That reminds me of a story a lawyer friend once told me. He received a call from the police in another state about one of his former clients. He’d handled her late husband’s estate and then she moved out of town. The police called because she committed suicide and left explicit instructions that he was to handle her…

That link says it is only legal for racing cars that will never be used on the road. Is that something that is just ignored, [nudge nudge wink wink] or is there something else offered that is street legal?

Thanks for that link. The video in the comments showing the tiger on the back of the croc convinced me. I’m not fighting any tigers.

This is hurting my brain.

Unfortunately, this and all German cars will be banned. They’re bad. Very bad.

Great. Nothing better than starting your day off pissed. I hope no team ever makes the trip to Liberty for a tournament again. Let them play with themselves. If it isn’t a sin.

Balls . . . Don’t hit back.

Still didn’t hit him as hard as Rougned Odor did last year.

Maybe dude should have claimed he was protesting.