Now we know why LaFerraris burst into flames.

Are we sure that it wasn’t just Maria Sharapova playing on a nearby court?

Australia. I say we take off and nuke it from space. It’s the only way to be sure.

Fuck that. He’s worth $29 billion? Maybe that’s how we’re supposed to move our arms.

Dy-NO-MAN!!!

Can we start a petition to have the owner crushed and the car saved?

Are those words “I’ll put you down.”?

I think you have his reasoning backwards. If the female’s body is “hosting” the penis, even I suppose if it is an uninvited guest, then the penis now has right’s in the hosts body. Or at least that’s what this prick thinks. So if you’re irresponsible enough to get yourself raped and pregnant, well then . . . that…

I think Bannon maybe got bitten by one of those giant spiders from Lord of the Rings. The spider died of course but the venom has turned Bannon into the equivalent of a Hefty bag full of soup.

I think Bannon maybe got bitten by one of those giant spiders from Lord of the Rings. The spider died of course but the venom has turned Bannon into the equivalent of a Hefty bag full of soup.

Sure, I guess that could be a position for him. But isn’t there some national Title 9 coordinator position he could fill? Or maybe put him in charge of investigation any hint of a blow job.

What it says is he needs to sign better players.

Even the guys at the NBA All-Star game were saying these guys don’t play defense.

Steve Bannon looks like a guy destined to die on the toilet.

Steve Bannon looks like he spends all his money on bath salts but has never taken a bath.

Steve Bannon looks like a guy who is a bit hurt that the prostitutes didn’t get to pee on him.

Steven Bannon looks like the guy who comes over for dinner and clogs your toilet.

I just want to make clear — Aubrey Huff and me. No relation.

Don’t even need to drop her into Syria. Drop her in a few neighborhoods in any American city, watch her run.

I might have to make a few more accounts to like that comment a few more time.