Where are you seeing that? I watched the video and all I saw was before the tide turned. And I definitely want to see the dude swimming across the river to get some.

Where was Britney’s security? 

Now he can video his prison sentence for his followers.

Law Abiding Captain

Better get somebody to help move that suitcase. I think it will be pretty heavy.

The church is weird. That carved wooden pulpit thing looks like it was stolen from a European cathedral. Where do you get something like that? Amazon?

I’m still on board with the setting him on fire thing, though.

Even Ferrari can’t order the guy to die. Even if they want him to.

And the talented people (in his mind) who died, died due to drugs. Keanu Reeves still walked among us because he wasn’t doing drugs.

Any truth to the rumor that the Tesla robot keeps walking into traffic?

What is the over/under on Dillon Awes eventually being caught trying to pick up a man in a restroom stall?

In the time it took me to get that image to post, Tom could have sourced a brand new GTI from the factory.

My wife needed a new car back in the summer. I found the one she wanted at a dealer with an Internet price of $34,770. That was further broken down into an estimated $501/month if I used their finance, $376/month if I leased with them. It was a bit more expensive if I wanted to pay cash or use my own bank financing.…

No doubt that’s been the experience for every woman the judge has been with.

What is “going HAM?”

I read in another article that she’s had trouble with alcohol. Maybe a few DUI arrests. So yeah.

Ordinarily I’ve come to the point that I am not in favor of the death penalty, but I’d be happy if they sent these guys back to be tried in Texas. 

What was the kid driving that weighs 8,000 pounds? 

As long as we’re talking about the “wink wink” high school nonsense, that thing about the hairy hands - so she’s saying that Aaron likes to play with his feet?