I think that would be the touring model. 406 miles, 620hp, starts at $95k.

Sounds good to me.

I saw the headline and thought “Ah, so they’ve found the scapegoat to keep the big brass safe.” Then I read the article and now I think “fry him, he earned it.”

Right, ok. I’m going to get to work tackling this problem as soon as I figure out how there are so many Smurfs and only one of them is female — and she’s the same Smurfing age as most of the males!

Hilarious that Bo thinks that Tony Stewart and Ray Evernham know who he is. Or care.

If they let you withdraw it. Apparently that’s not a sure thing if the bank doesn’t feel comfortable letting the money go.

I’m sure the police reports said every single one of them.

I’d never heard of a Bantu knot so I didn’t understand the hairstyle. But the chain though!? WTH!

Ah, gotcha. I thought the passenger actually did something I missed, rather than simply failing to do something by getting out. And yeah, it would make sense that he didn’t get out if that’s his wheelchair. So a stupid accident but cooler heads prevailed.

I’m having trouble seeing what the passenger did. I see the cop say get out and then open the door. What am I missing?

I’m having trouble seeing what the passenger did? I see the cop say get out and open the door. What am I missing?

That property that his real estate investing company bought is probably in Senoia, Georgia, not Genoia. Senoia is where they film The Walking Dead. I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere.

If breaking into another person’s home and then shooting them because you felt threatened is reasonable self-defense, then I guess that would pretty much cover any situation and take murder and manslaughter off the books.

It seems to me that Shock should be eligible for one of those three-strikes sentences that puts him in prison for the rest of his life. Where he would be able to meet all those relatives he was talking about, the ones with tattoos.

Not my story but one I read in the newspaper back in the days before everything was on the Internet.

Armed people were arrested without getting shot dead? How can that happen?

This thread has been good to you so far.

If there is one saving grace here, it is that Klayman is the Zimmerman of attorneys.

Look, I get that you’re trying to show your disdain for Zimmerman by calling him “horse dung,” but that’s not fair to horse dung. I mean, horse dung probably serves some useful purpose. Can it be fertilizer? Zimmerman serves no purpose. He’s a shit stain. He’s the shit stain in a pair of underwear you find in a…

This had to have been maybe 9 or 10 years ago. Jared was playing QB for an arena team that had a game in Rupp Arena. The play I’ll never forget. Lorenzen drops back and throws a dart maybe 20 yards to a receiver cutting across the field. He then takes off on a sprint down the field, catches up to the receiver, who is…