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I feel like this is going to be a Gerard Butler movie soon. Damon Blaze [top Chat GPT suggestion for fake Gerard Butler character names] is the caption of a luxury boat owned by a Russian billionaire. After it was sold at auction, his job is to deliver the boat to its new owner before he gets to go home to his family.…

...consider a dormant car engine light. It’s not emitting anything, but it still signals information: that your engine is fine. That’s counterfactual communication.”

Build it and they will come

measly 395-horsepower

This is very cool and all, but I drove a unmodified Kia Sportage higher than a Piper Cub can fly

Looking at the pics I wished he had kept it the Ferrari Giallo Yellow but other then that I like it.  

Career’s a joke, he’s broke, his dealer wants to get paaaiiid!

Aw see, now you reminded me that Mitch Hedberg is dead. :(

To be fair, no one told Perry life was gonna be this way. 

I’m guessing he’s pretty quiet about gun violence.

the texas attorney general has been under indictment for the past 7 years. 

driver was subsequently arrested and charged with multiple crimes in connection with the incident

When it walks through a puddle, its butt falls off.

They’re wishing for the sweet release of death.

Unique situations like this often result in hang ups. The person on the other end realizes it’s a cluster and just don’t want to deal so they are “accidentally” disconnected. Hell, if I was the customer service rep I would love to take this call because at least it’s different from all the other crap I would deal with…

Some guy jumped out of an airplane? That’s just Rong..

The DA was playing up for dramatic effect, but he's not far off, 6,500-7k for a Super Duty depending on whether it was a dully or not, possibly 8k if it had a large aux tank, 5th wheel hitch, etc in the bed though. 

Meet me in Temecula.