Yeah but those punks were gonna bring the collapse of western civilization!

Paul Rudd almost a decade older, and he looks better than this weirdo.

sure he’s lean but he still looks a bit rough for 45, yikes. 

I am one year older than this guy, and I still get carded because...

Shitbird MTG better take a look in the mirror when criticizing anyone for “mental health incompetence”, pot, kettle...

We need a lot more people with her great attitude.

Doesn’t it rhyme with Raisin?

And in case you were wondering:

“If Greene had any good sense...”

Did it hurt writing that phrase?

The diamonds and pearls are all interchangeable--I have a photo. Other stones too.I can mix & match all day!

Honestly, this may be musk’s greatest crime.  Making people root for zuckerberg.

The optimal outcome is a quick fight where The Zuck fatally breaks Musk’s neck and is then crushed to death under the collapsing corpse.

Zuck looks happy and slightly attractive... what is happening in the world?

He looks like a possessed marionette.

This has nothing to do with whatever affair that Ariana Grande is happening. And I know she’s Glinda so she has to be blonde, but holy hell that shade of blonde is horrid on her with her skin tone. Just terrible.

In 20 years Ariana is a gonna have a super crazy memoir and a brand new face. I’m looking forward to it. 

I’m paraphrasing Maya Angelou, but, “when a neckbeard wears a fedora, we should believe them the first time.”

Someone clearly destroyed one of his horcruxes.

If Cher doesn’t call her gelato “CHURN BACK TIME”, then we have failed as a civilization.

Also, if you’re seeing this Cher, you’re free to use that as long as you give me credit and 1% of the profits.