I love this site and the writers have always been great, but the readers and commenters have sometimes been absolutely terrible.

I was 13 when the original came out, and will be turning 33 two weeks after the reboot drops. If I had a kid during college (which isn’t too terribly uncommon), they’d be 13-14 now. The age tracks, but given that one of Mean Girls’ main demographic is gay men like myself...the line doesn’t really land for us either…

And I literally just got ungreyed here like a week ago. Damn.

Hard agree!

“he and his son monitored each other’s porn intake and called his son his accountability partner.”

This is so deeply disturbing but of course we’ll get nothing but crickets from the “moral majority” crowd b/c it’s their guy and they would have no values if it weren’t for hypocrisy. 

“Can you make me look like someone whose Dad loves him?”

I don’t know what DJTJ’s worried about. Whenever someone reproduces him in art, the sexiness comes through very clearly.

Rosenberg told Insider that Junior approached her after his testimony and said, “Make me look sexy.”

A). I was joking

Can we make it airtight?

“Hard to think of much more American than[...]”

There are quite a few places where you can get some good Gaza coverage. Try there. Or stick your head in a desk drawer and slam it shut.

He made that blaccent disappear right after the infamous superbowl appearance. After that it was all, aw shucks I’m just a white boy from Tennessee. I’m still amazed people never connected that.

I mean, being 40 years old and having to rehash your shitty relationship from when you were 19 in front of the whole world does kinda suck. But also he has more money than I ever will in my entire life, so, y’know, fuck ‘em. Go sit on an island until we get bored & start talking about something else.

“We’ve ALL done stuff when we were younger and dumber that we would regret now. Not sure why famous people think they need to be so different...”

Yup, a simple: “I was a douche and I’ve learned since then and am sorry for having been a douche”

The absolute best JT could hope for is to say “I was a spoiled rich asshole at the time and I’ve grown over the years. I would never do or say things now that I did and said then.” ... and hope that he is mostly forgiven for it.

but the blaccent was authentic!

Jacob Elordi’s knowledge of Elvis Presley before playing the late rocker was limited to Presley’s voice acting work in Lilo & Stitch.

What is your deal? Newman and Woodward went on to be married for 50 years. And this is about a book written by their daughter.