I mean, it is pretty to look at, but it doesn’t sound like a great vacation. If you don’t burn up completely, your clothes are probably going to smell for a while afterwards.

The View’s Anna Navarro on Maluma: “Good Lord that boy, Maluma is sexy—he’s young enough to be my son, which might explain why I’d like to breastfeed him.”

This video makes it clear to me that I’ve never met a true Swiftie. I am...oddly frightened, but I can also do this level of fandom for some subjects so I guess we are all similar.

A “friend” of the King implied that Charles invited Harry to this birthday event. Harry saw the story and said, actually he didn’t. Basically it is either the press or the Firm using  the press for whatever, and Harry is calling them (the press) out on it.

This picture made me think: is this why the Astor’s didn’t like the Vanderbilts? DJT’s dad looks as comfy as a penguin on a hot NYC day.

Oh, good, it wasn’t just me.

I just went down such a rabbit hole. I now know there was something entitled High School Musical: The Musical: The Series abbreviated HSMTM. I was better off not knowing that.

I agree with you, but then I remember that so much of their viewership are those pearl clutching, evangelical, “puritanical” types (on the streets, not in their own sheets). So I get why the networks cater to the insanity that is punishing two consenting adults who decided that they’d rather be together than with…

My studying has finally paid off! Still haven’t used algebra...oh wait, I have. Fuck. Anyway.

That’s what I thought was the funny bit of Will’s comments. Of course she took a backseat to your career. Your career went through the roof and you were bringing in the millions of dollars. Jada was not, and probably never would.

I would imagine that this is probably the best way to get some privacy. Obviously whenever they go out of their own homes they are being followed and so forth. A house means you can just see each other, heck you could even sleep in different bedrooms.

If you’re trying to see Jeremy Allen White and Zac Efron all sweaty and in their underwear

I don’t know if she is insufferable and humorless, but she does love to overshare. I have a Facebook friend who does the same thing. I’m like, please stop posting details of your health woes, child’s poop schedule, weird public health beliefs, etc. Those are thoughts that you share with people you are close to, not on…

I’m 100% behind Gwyneth and those cast iron pots and pans. I don’t care what that makes me, but I, a rube, can only afford two expensive cast irons and I love them and I frequently want more in different sizes. They are super expensive for the fancy ones.

To be fair, he did kind of put up Mike Pence as a target on the 6th of January. I mean, there were lots of potential targets, but I think Trump really wanted revenge on Pence.

Dear Jezebel Legal Knowledgeable Readers:

Are we still talking about sports? Because I heard baseball player, dumb, and then a lot of talk about pitchers and catchers. My mind wandered.

Well by this standard I am a fucking genius.

I would just like to point out that this:

This is the best take! Honestly, I think we all deserve a himbo rebound at least once in our lives. And I would totally take a full time himbo, but that is a preference that I understand is not shared by everyone.