I would pay to not see her naked.

agreed, and the original was just a cash grab from the start, it was never good.

(bong hit) Dude, like, what if colors are different for different people?

It’s something to do with the shadow on the dress, our eyes’ ability to take in a spectrum of light, and the quality of the image. Frankly, I still don’t really understand it.

I gotta say, “Aubrey O’Day having sex with Donnie Jr. in a gay nightclub bathroom” is not the modern-day ‘Clue’ reveal I expected.  

“This is my family & my representation. I have standards & morals to what I believe.”

I want to see one backhand the other across the face with a pair of white gloves first. AKA bugs bunny style, of course you know, this means war!

I don’t want to ruin Titanic for you, but it ends with some billionaires dying while trying to go to the bottom of the ocean in a shoddily built submarine. 

It is an actual T-Rex.

This reminds me of that scene in the first Jurassic Park (SPOILER ALERT) at the end, when the two velociraptors corner the people, and just as they’re about to eat the people, the T. rex comes out of nowhere and eats the velociraptors. 

Kendall Roy is Amazon’s Jack Reacher when compared to Josh Hawley. (I will never accept Cruise as that character).

You can’t improve a song that shitty no matter what you do with it. It’s not worth it. Just sing it the normal boring way and don’t be slow and meandering because people want to see the damn cars turn left.

I’m happy for them. Tho I still think going from coming out, grabbing a bf, and getting married all in a 2 year time span seems rushed to me. He was only a gaybie, barely weened from Gus Kenworthy’s teet (who was noticably NOT at the wedding), and was already out of the dating pool in the LA scene. But it’s his life…

Fair. I mean, he absolutely groomed her, and they have four kids who did nothing to be put into this situation (beyond the oldest not wrapping it first). He has a record of alcohol abuse and violence.

Shoutout to you for doing the work of pre-empting my only real question:

I get that Ben Affleck is no one’s favorite (especially around these parts), but there really is this disdain for him that’s become hyperbolic.

Thank you!! I thought it was quite obvious in the car video that Ben was irritated by the paparazzi, not by Jennifer. And he has every right to be annoyed!

Exactly. Also if people filmed your life not stop I am sure they would catch times when you and your SO were butting heads. It fucking happens. Its called life. It reminds me of when I was a kid and I had one friend who, any time his parents had a fight, would come to me crying that they were “Going to get divorced”.…

Wait, that’s a costume? I thought that was just what he looked like?

I still blame COVID. The virus had hold of a 75yo guy who eats nothing but Mickey D’s and never moves under his own power, and it let him go.