Thought Peter Thiel died for a second. Damn. 

Last Podcast on the Left just did a 3-part series on David Miscavige and his bestie, Tom Cruise, was featured heavily. It really does dive deep into the family separation aspect of the church. It’s definitely horrifying and fascinating. 

There is 0% chance of a perp walk. The right would go absolutely insane. Also, Bragg, bless his heart, has been trying to play this straight and I can’t imagine he wants the drama.

and loads of dance competitions filled with eight year olds doing hip thrusts while dressed in rhinestoned briefs and bra tops (which are often bras bought from Victoria secret and then rhinestoned.

Pretty sure even Hooters is too classy for Jacksonville. I picture a bunch of really sad, worn-out strip clubs (still with the 80s neon lighting and shag carpet) where the same three guys are in there all during the day, and maybe three more show up at night.

Yeah but what did she win exactly?

I grew up in South Florida and there was a strip club down the street from my elementary school with a massive mural painted on the side of some kind of scantily-clad leopard woman.

There are 19 Hooters in the state of Florida.

Very short version: As Russia is turning more and more fascist, the Z is turning into its swastika.

It was all in a tell all book about ten years ago. This site covered and reviewed it. 

Nope. That's literally what Kate and her guidance counselor confirmed. 

Kate delayed university by one year and fought to go to St. Andrews despite getting into higher ranked schools. That’s why she’s a year older than he is. She openly admitted she orchestrated their meeting.

Here you go:

Oh it hearkens back to WWII, as the Russians are worried about zee Germans coming.

Yes, in that only certain colors look good on red. A more neutral background highlights more colors.

Really, it was better in the original German.

I won’t be watching but I hope digging up the ole Jared Subway corpse helps ensure that the next generation loses their appetite for Subway.

I don’t know how to explain it, but I’d rather watch a 9-part series about a gruesome, brutal serial killer than 20 minutes listening to a phone call with a pedophile. 

If I had to work with Jenna Bush Hager I’d stop going to work, too.

Is it just me or is Shakira rocking a Jessica Rabbit vibe with that outfit?