I think it’s the misperception, often by men, that women are only after guys that are nothing but hard, chiseled muscle that’s not that comfy to lean on on the couch and has an exhausting amount of physical upkeep and diet restrictions

I mean they can both be good looking, but broadly speaking she’s better looking than him without question. That discrepancy is more glaring in Hollywood where it happens less than the real world and where standards are more fucked up. But if you look around at all the couples you know, no honest person can say they…

“Family served in Nazi army” is a +5 poll bump in Florida. 

In my Hebrew school, they called them “Jews for Jesus”. Anyway, why is she dressed like she’s off to Hogwarts?

The following quote from an interview a few years back in The Guardian really hasn’t aged well...

No wonder Meghan thought she’d be able to deal with Harry’s shit family.

I’m going to guess that the sister has been a pain in the ass for Meghan’s entire life. Meghan went out and got famous-ish and made some money as an actress and likely didn’t share the wealth or bring her sister into the limelight (because why would she?). So the sister’s bitter. Meghan marrying a prince and becoming…

No sort of defamation or slander is needed to make Samantha Markle and her father look bad - they do a fantastic job of portraying themselves as massive assholes all on their own.

This woman sounds absolutely awful. Same with the father. They’ve made money defaming Meghan Markle. No wonder Harry and Meghan have no contact with them.

However I’ve come to feel about Harry and Meghan lately (they’re vainglorious and boring) I will 100% be on their side when it comes to the Markles.

It is known.

> The shade was pretty obvious,

Then it ain’t shade. Bring back shade court and the Honorable Judge Kara Brown.

Her taste in clothes is better than her taste in men, I’ll at least give her that. 

It’s almost too easy...

I will not in any way deny this man’s incredible talent at football.

Wahlberg is hardly a devout Catholic. He was a huge whore for many years before he got married.

I remember when the inferior David and Victoria (way way behind the great David Mitchell and Victoria Coren-Mitchell) had this kid, and all the tabloids were laughing at his dumb name. And obviously he was going to get multiple leg-ups into the A-list from having famous parents. But I didn’t realise, twenty-odd years…

Can we please get Sam Smith & Lil Nas X to do a collaboration and make the appropriately raunchy video just so we can watch the aforementioned ‘haters’ really lose their shit? Please, Satan, erm Santa, please!

I also feel like the planning has been going on forever and ever now. Either do it or end the monarchy already, you know?

Man, like Charles’ coronation isn’t going to be embarrassing ENOUGH?