Please. Those twins - or at least Jason who seems to be the only one that talks - are only capable of loving themselves. And Chrishells is, to put it bluntly, a needy moron.

The airline surely has masks for people, right? Wearing one is a pain in the ass (it’s necessary), but hiding burying yourself under a heavy winter coat for an entire flight seems way more annoying.

It’s the only thing his mother left him in the will.

When you’re feeding an entire sports team at the White House, It’s really easy to run up that kind of bill.

I don’t know if I should mix this with Allison’s ganache

One day...

Once again, I’d like to say that Constantine is a great little movie. It really is a shame that the purists have deemed the choices made in adapting it too extreme for them to embrace it fully.

and this is somehow fine in “the greatest country in the world!!”

i knew it was a weird sex book, but i didnt realize how fucking gross it would get. 

Keep voting Republican, morons. They’ll lead you to the grave.

Raise your hand if you read one of the books in the Sleeping Beauty Trilogy and it was not what you expected. . . . .

Yeah, Buzzfeed observations are pretty basic. And often not even on-target.

Lol. I didn’t realize people were so literal that they think middle-age means the exact middle year between birth and death.

I saw a guy make a hot dog with raspberry jam, cream cheese and onion. He called the the monte cristo. I guess sweet and savory works together sometimes. A muffin hot dog bun could be revolutionary

So, you’re posting from a Buzzfeed “article”, that took from a Reddit thread, making a list with only 8 things, none of which are all that mindblowing.  Points for not making it a slideshow, I guess.

Both my parents died in their sixties, but I agree middle age is generally thought to begin around 45.  

Unless you are a small contortionist, you have to be careful with low slung sports cars on a first date.

To be fair, 72 is a fairly normal age to die, she might be middle aged already ;)

Aren’t we allowed to punch those morons in the back of the head?

My son and I have watched videos of pigs head prep and have talked about doing it in the future. Problem is when we make these gigantic projects, I’m the only one who eats them. It took me more than one try to get this pie right, and you don’t want to know how much pork I’ve consumed this month. You really don’t.