Is Miley like...contractually obligated to get the worst fucking haircuts/styles on the planet?

Yep. Joan has a graphic credit under the header image. Joan dropped Kim and Kanye into the video stills that are the second set of images in this post.

Money can’t buy you klass, unless she is plugging in her new line of butt plugs.

At the very least, Bat Boy is real. He was mayor of New York City and is now running interference for Trump.

I already own a “movie” version of Cats. AKA “a filmed version of professional musical theatre performers singing and dancing on a stage set, wearing painted bodysuits and makeup”.

Remember the damn sweatshirts, with the little yellow cat eyes? Everybody and his brother had that sweatshirt, and they wore them every day for three years straight. I simply can’t take that again...

Economic anxiety is always a factor.

Start to finish, this takes less than an hour, most of that time being inactive. It’s a lot easier than making the usual turkey and sides! I’ve already made this multiple times for dinner (since I had to write the recipe, and then “check for quality assurance”), and will definitely be making this several more times…

I read somewhere that he prefers these outdoor shouting matches more than the indoor varieties because he thinks he looks better in natural light.

WOW that is very orange! Holy crap! That’s like, return to 2016 levels of hair-face agreement!

THIS IS THE FINAL WORD FROM THE PRES OF THE U.S.

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

“You libs are so easily triggered.”

I’m way more concerned that it’s in the nonfiction section than anything else.

DO NOT LET THAT STOP YOU. LIVE YOUR TRUTH, MALE HBC!!

Nothing. I have nothing to add. Just that I love her and I don’t even care what she does. Like, she could have just worn this and walked into a room and I would be like, “right. Well done, HBC! Keep being amazing!”

That set was HILARIOUS.

Because reasons

Whenever I see Half Scoop, I think “Damn, I look really good”. He’s only a year older than me and I look a LOT younger than him. I also lol when I remember that I’ve got 6 years on Miller. Oh how evil ages you!