Oh, I’m definitely there for Karamo in a gold chain harness.

White girls gonna white.

I don’t know for sure because it’s blurry, but I bet it’s Don Jr.’s girlfriend.  She’s defending her MAN!!!!  Her tactics are to talk to them as if they are children and then slam them for their dating prospects.  Real mature.

That’s Don Jr’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle. 

I seek revenge on rude people anonymously. Like the bitch who parked her cart in the middle of the grocery aisle and ignored my polite request to get by?

I talk to myself and sometimes re-argue past arguments with people who a) are not there to defend themselves and b) I haven’t spoken to in years. Pantsless of course, because fuck pants.

When I was Navy I took pretty regular COD flights to and from the USS Enterprise on a C-2 Greyhound. Ripped to shit rear-facing seats, exceptionally tight four point harness, (forget moving around the cabin, you could barely move, period). No windows, everything you can touch is either extremely hot or extremely cold…

This is a very specific fetish.

I had a very large fella of Eastern European descent pull out a fucking huge raw onion, peel it, and then eat it like an apple.

FOUND PICS! Also, this was at 7:30am. His other meals (all eaten in rapid succession) included a store-bought turkey sandwich and a salad in tupperware packed from home.

Establishing dominance early.  Tell me, did he look you straight in the eye the entire time?  

Reminds me of a story from my wife. She rode a bus back from college one weekend, and the woman next to her was eating fries off her hand with ketchup poured all over it. After the fries were finished, she proceed to lick off every drop of ketchup from her hands. My wife never took the bus again after that.

I have yet to come across anything that tops this:

Technically this wasn’t while flying, but one time while walking through the Cleveland airport to catch a connecting flight, I came upon a kids playhouse like this in the middle of a departure lounge.

Thing we never knew we needed but now know we absolutely need: Faye Dunaway as Ivana Trump in Mutti Dearest.

I admire his commitment to crafting a jawline via facial hair. His beard is almost good enough to make you forget that a defining familial trait is the wattle.

A typical Trump, to paint himself the victim.

He can’t be a dildo, a dildo has a job!

These ass-kissers are the anglerfish of the American political ocean.

140 snakes?

That’s 138 more than killed Deadspin.