Jezebel’s “stick to sports” approach is clearly the recipe moving forward.

Yo, congrats to you and the rest of your crew for standing up for what you believe in.

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

This is ridiculous, sports aren’t a woman’s issue and politics aren’t either.  Y’all should stick to women’s issues like makeup and bras and stuff.

First, I wouldn’t trust the owner of the car at all

Hope springs eternal.

We can only hope.

One can only hope.

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

Gabrielle Union looks THE SAME. Woman has to be a vampire.

Her car wasn’t the only thing thirsty at that gas station.

That was my immediate takeaway, too. The scaling on some of these pics is pretty funny. Desert Prince also comes off as short since the models he’s sandwiched between are both cut off a bit below the knee.

Everything still pales in comparison to last year’s:

Isn’t he too short to be a Universe Warrior?

blerg!

I don’t think I’ve ever eaten cottage cheese just by itself. It’s a bit frightening. 

Cottage cheese should probably just be banned all together. 

Ruka’s such a sweetie that it’s hard to poke fun at him, though (and to his credit, he ate that pasta, too).

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”