Almond drink or almond juice, I can understand. Just because a liquid is white does not make it milk. (Read as far into that last sentence as you would like, ya filthy animals.)

I took my wife and son with some friends and we all really enjoyed it. No snark.

Personally I’m overwhelmed by the obvious genetic superiority on display.

Nothing says “alpha male” like layered t shirts.

They’re cycling gloves; probably not needed given that the jeans suggest he’s not exactly out for hard riding but they definitely go with the overall alpha aesthetic he has going on.

The Loophole is the Poophole

Ok some more jokes

As we speak..

He had to clear path for his new fans.

Kanye saw that he still had black folks willing to associate with him and went; hold my beer, let me fix that

Nice!! Clean it all up with a...

No Slap Chop?

We need to stop this “I’m entitled to my opinion” non-sense. All opinions are not of value nor should they be respected. I know absolutely nothing about nuclear physics. My opinion on the topic of nuclear physics makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.

Full disclosure - this is not something anyone ever told me.

But he knows what a state full of coalminers who are too old, too dumb and too rural to find work in any other field want to hear.

If this guy ran for office 50 years ago, he’d be campaigning to keep lead in our paint and gasoline. It’s amazing how these people boast about being so backwards. It’s 2018. Anyone still trying to bring back coal is out of their fucking minds.

Bon Iver, the Grammy-winning indie act that sounds like lullabies for sad adolescent wolves