Oh great, now I’m hungry AND aroused. You’re no help at all.

Ew.

The earliest example I know of for dick measurement is the time of Henry V, where it was common place to wear a padded cod piece or, well......, have something like this:

So he injected stem cells into his dick to make it bigger, yet ‘didn’t get out a ruler’ to note the results? Moron.

Lawrence and Pratt make a very good couple since both are equally annoying.

Yeah, no. Not here for their Putin-promoting Euro-white-nationalist FAKE NEWS.

Well, we have had comedy queens, pageant queens, broadway queens, muscle queens and now a felon queen. 

Clearly:

Obligatory:

He died doing what he loved: eating shit publicly.

I don’t believe in god, but if I did I would say, “God bless these kids.”

Why do people find the Kennedys so mystifying? I don’t know their whole story? Why the fuck should I?

Sure about that?

Billy Dee is fiiiiine.

He ain’t my “bro.”

As a white, middle aged male these stories make me so happy that I can’t even fully articulate it. It’s So beyond time and Hollywood needs to listen. I want to see stories as diverse as the world we live in.

I don’t care what y’all say, Star Trek Beyond was good Trek and the Sabotage space battle ruled (and the effects were gorgeous).

I wanted to reply with ‘Schindler’s List’...but it could actually work.

Honestly, what trailer couldn’t be better with this song?