At last, Milo’s finally achieved the position that his numerous talents qualify him for.

yes

Yeah, me too. I like him very much as he is, alive and kicking!

At first I read that as “boyfriend is dead.” And I was like damn girl, sorry.

That does look kind of green to me, though it could be a sapphire, too. Either way, if you’re going to stick a ring in an avocado, good choice.

I feel like that gif was made for this article.

Is it an emerald? Looks like a sapphire. Either way, I like it too. I like that it’s becoming more common to have other engagement ring options besides the silver color band and solitaire diamond.

I clicked on this article literally for the comments, and will be coming back around in a couple hours with popcorn. A combination of eccentric weirdos and pretty rings? Yes, please.

I’ll try that!

You can pop quinoa as popcorn and add it to granola.

Tell you what. Whatever gun is used in a mass shooting, ban it. Then we can just go down the line after each shooting and stop wasting time over pedantic arguments.  

Yeah... how these things are “categorized” is the big problem here. What a cunt.

I can’t quite figure it out. I think it’s potato salad with overcooked-as-fuck peas in the middle. It reminds me of this:

“Anybody thats not Black that rubs under their nose when they see you or any other Black person as a way of saying you guys smell.”

I have no idea, but the peas look over-cooked, the bits of egg in the mayonnaise look under-cooked, and placing salmon roe on half a hard-boiled egg on top on this monstrosity is suspect as fuck to me.

What is that culinary abomination?!?

It’s glass. You are eating glass. Stop eating glass.

Now that’s what I call a “sweet” kill.