If I could rock a Jessica Rabbit look and look as good, I’d rock that fucking look every single day without batting an eyelash. I mean, I suppose with the right wig...and padding... But anyway, Shakira should rock whatever look she wants. She looks amazing!

If he was self aware I’d have some patience for him, but he really doesn’t seem to be aware of his privilege at all. But if that one story about how the Beckhams hired servants to assist with opening Christmas gifts once is true, then it isn’t really surprising that he wouldn’t have that understanding because his…

Eric Andre is hot, so I’m not sure why there is any question about him dating a hot woman. Or is it just some weird shaming thing?

This is the quote from Russell Tovey that has stuck with me. I have no basis for any belief other than that quote, but it strikes me as a very “no fems” point of view.

Tommy Lee really found his niche, well at least he thinks so. Like, dude, we all saw your penis forever ago when it was everywhere. Unless it now has a mustache and can do a song and dance, we’re good. Even then I’m not really sure I want to see it.

Um, whoa, somehow (not really) I totally missed that they were wearing gun lapel pins. Well, that is what happens when I stop listening to the news or reading actual news articles in order to preserve my mental health.

When I was growing up a friend of mine’s mother had a nude portrait of herself in their house. It wasn’t above the living room couch or anything, but it wasn’t hidden either. It also wasn’t a big deal, at least after us teenage boys finished giggling the first time. Bodies are bodies.

Okay...hear me out. Melania doesn’t have terrible fashion. Sorry. I dislike myself a little for admitting this, but here we are.

Man I forgot how insanely hot young Mark Wahlberg was. I mean he is still hot and I still wouldn’t stand a chance since he is straight and would probably break my jaw, but still so hot.

Okay, okay, hear me out. Did Tom retire, realize his marriage sucked, decided against doing anything about it, sign back up for football to avoid marriage, get dumped, and then decide to actually retire? I mean some people just don’t want to deal, so maybe?

I wonder if anyone has told Prince Andrew that “Baby Spice” is in fact a fully grown woman.

I’m a 44 year old gay man, and honestly I’m much happier being single. Men suck, probably including myself to be honest, and I don’t feel like dealing with the nonsense. I know there are good ones out there, but shifting through the rubble is more than I feel like dealing with these days.

Yeah, that could be a case that I didn’t consider. Plus getting rid of her seems like it was a terrible idea, so I could see how an “accidental” murder could be the case.

They have yachts. I doubt she is buried anywhere that she’ll be found. The ocean is vast and doesn’t have tire marks.

Oh, that uncle. I saw that episode of The Crown. I, being an American, did not know about that scandal. Actually I didn’t know about a bunch of them, but I can tell some stories about our Presidents...

He probably had her murdered or put somewhere with a constant drip of some drug to keep her there and out of it. I doubt that the man would have done the deed himself, he doesn’t seem like someone who could do such a thing. Not because he is a good person, rather that like lots of cult leaders he lacks the intestinal…

I mean Channing Tatum also has a relatively famous nude photo of him out there too (or is it only famous to me?) from when he modeled for a photographer.

We shouldn’t be critical of Pete removing tattoos. But the act of getting them in the first place (during the first months of dating) is still a target though.

Perhaps that is just a really unflattering photo of Kylie, but she looks terrible. Is it the make up? Her lower face looks gaunt.

I’m sure “Hunter Biden” is trending extra hard.