That necklace is...in a word, ugly. Sorry, not sorry.

This is the Internet that I am here for.

Okay. Question. Can we include a western taipan in the closet too? I’d be fine with nominating a literal snake if it emerges the victor.

I feel like I am the only gay that didn’t like Uncoupled. I just found it so trivial and pandering to every single gay stereotype. It really wanted to be the gay Sex and the City (the series, not the god forsaken movies), but it wasn’t.

This apparently works for two articles.

Man, why didn’t I think of Rapey McForehead?!?!? That’s some good Internet right there. Congrats, Twitterverse.

I don’t devote a lot of my memory to things like Kardashian marriages, but I also thought it was a lot shorter of a marriage. I assume that they were just separated for a long time before that divorce actually was official. But even so, if they were married in 2009 and the cheating/high video was in 2013, that still…

How did I miss rogue wave news?!? Clearly I spend too much time listening to Royal family gossip and not enough on actual important stuff (which, to be fair, is my intention since my mental health can’t handle a lot at the moment).

“Gotta pollute it all” is the marketing campaign.

Charles thinks he is better than other people? Color me shocked! I would never have gotten that from his interviews and public interactions. NEVER!

I don’t know what falsies are. But more importantly, Erika Jayne’s seems don’t match and it is bugging me.

Wait, wait, wait. Is there really a t-shirt?

Ordinary and not particularly bright. The royal family isn’t known for its cunning brain power, they are literally just people. Tzar Nicholas’s hubris was a huge factor in his death. The British royal family at least learned from that and have been trying to be more relatable (yet still the royal family). The problem…

Yeah, I agree. The Kardashians are annoying, but they are also people with families and lives. I too would be super scared about safety given the level of fame Kim as and has invited into her circle. The woman was already held at gun point during a robbery in a hotel. Her moms best friend was murdered at her…

Cats on uppers and halicinogenics seems like a very interesting idea. And by interesting I mean terrifying and probably the beginning of the apocalypse.

I have never been happier to admit being wrong. That is an excellent example for raw nepotism “working”.

No parent is ever going to publically say that their child is “bad”. My kid can draw a line with a crayon and I’ll display it like it is a Monet. I’d think that reasoning goes into all of these nepotism babies, but on top of that especially if that comment is going to be launched internationally because you yourself…

This is the correct take. All geese are nightmares. If you disagree you clearly were not traumatized by geese as a child simply trying to cross a lawn where said geese hung out. Those things are demons.

This is just further proof that no gay stands behind, along side, nor with him. That suit is a disaster...is it real or photo shop? I feel like even that is too egregious for a straight man.

I am 100% willing to give this whole procreating thing a shot with him too. 110% even. I mean, I know it won’t work...but I’m still willing to try a bunch of times. Then we can just adopt like the adorable gay couple that we will be.