I mean, “WHAT ELSE COULD HE DO?!?!?!?!?”

Maid of Honor. Hopefully.

Poor Cousin James, he was just trying to put himself out there. (Crosses fingers he was engaging in consensual activities with adults...)

He’s just a mayn. He can’t help but show his penis to random people. It’s educational.

I feel like they were probably fairly unknown/riding the Trump wave at the beginning. Although Greene seems to have some die hard terrible people as her base considering one of her first claims to fame was victim blaming a mass shooting victim...

It’s true. Season 1 was a slog. I enjoyed the second season much better, enough to watch a third if it happens.

Oh, so this post isn’t about bringing up the most recent family death, divorces, or jail sentences? Man, is that just my family? ;)

Marla, Melania, and Ivanka all seem to have received the same memo. Lara and Kim-kim were not in the group chat.

obviously it is from the blood on her hands. she probably had to wipe Eric’s chin after he ate.

“Those that know her don’t care for her,” Frisch told me last night. “And there are lot more people who know her now.”

Noted! Well then I can continue to spend my money for other things and not worry about some wedding in the future. I’ll cover balloons or something.

What is going on with the back of that dress? How can there possibly be black straps? It is pink and rhinestone. Black straps make zero sense.

Wait, wait, wait. So I just spent entirely too long researching this new husband. First, he is 25 years old. Second, Lindsay Lohan introduced them at her beach club in Greece. Third, he was known as a regular at some exotic club while in college...exotic what exactly was left out. Finally, sure his family is rich, but…

yeah, like isn’t the family of the bride *supposed* to pay for weddings? so he had to get some of that other family’s money somehow.

wait, what? Did I know this?

From your lips to everyone’s ears.

Yeah, I think it is mostly just the POV of me during that time when Victoria Secret models were pretty huge. But now thinking about it, it does totally make sense that there is a pretty solid difference between them.

Not even Tyra level second tier supermodel.

That place looks like somewhere poor people with just enough money go to “be classy”. It also gives Compound Vibes. So I guess it makes sense that a trash person would host a rally there. Also, why are we still doing rallies? This country really has gone all in on the whole Nazi thing, eh?

Well he isn’t wearing 900 pounds of make up, so that might have something to do with it. I almost think he looks better