It’s hard for me to explain how much I love watching Cathy Mitchell. The golden age of the infomercial.

Photoshop has made me question everything. Like Khloe Kardashian’s face and those funny church bulletins that make the rounds. Okay, well, good, I’ll take this and add it to the Mt. Everest sized list of reasons to not like DJ Jr.

Question: Is that DJ Jr account legit? I only ask not because I think DJ Jr. is above anything like this, but because I looked on Tworster and his avatar image is different than the screen grab one. Again, I don’t expect the answer to be anything but yes, I’m just curious.

That scariest thing of all is the decision to make this sacred annual treat into a freakin’ slideshow.

I would like to be one of those people to use it as a daily driver. Can someone please give me the money to buy it and insure it? I’ll cover the rest*

But...that’s only 48 years old. Not even all the way to middle age. What if one day in the future we receive a random signal from Voyager the long since forgotten spacecraft? That would be insanely awesome.

Which one? I’m not brave enough to Google gangrenous testicles. There are some things I do not need to know unless it happens to me and I am forced to deal with it.

I’m sure there will be a GoFundMe to pay for the bills. And I am sure it will be successful. I look no further for support than Kyle Rittenhouse’s YouTube channel support.

yeah, it is totally fair to back out of the orgy. we’ve all done it at least once.

Well, if anything, this was extremely brave of you to attend. Yes, you will probably get COVID. Was it worth it? I guess that depends on how much you were paid.

I looked. It’s fine.

Katherine Heigl made the mistake of not being a dude, that is all. I don’t think her behavior made her stand out in any way that was unique other than she was young, upcoming and “had the nerve to dare speak out against the machine that was making her a star”.

*cries into pillow*

Yeah, but wasn’t he doing that in part as a response to having been served a roast pig? I thought that one of the heir princes looked like he has just played a joke, etc., etc. so this was non-heir prince’s revenge.

If my husband looked like Paul Newman, I’d have a fuck room too.

Honestly I’d just be trying to change my last name from Romney first. Rav would be a solid nickname (and, yes, I had to go to the middle name to figure out something acceptable, although I guess I could have gone with Turkey).

Who actively makes their children and children in-law part of their administration? No one does that...oh, wait.

Low rise jeans were both the worst and the best, depending a lot on how low. Unlike limbo, there is a way to go too low. Regardless, let’s let the low rise jean fade into the past forever. I can make my regular jeans ride low if I want or keep them up for modesty sake. I’ll even teach a class.

it was such a shit show. so much that I was moderately surprised they thought it was a great idea to do again. I say moderately because I am increasingly less surprised at the audacity of people as I get older...

Cindy Crawford famously had that neck tattoo. What are you talking about? ;)