“being a Christian” is terrible and, yes, it gets so many people off from so many terrible behaviors. It goes hand in hand with being a “nice boy from a nice family” after he rapes someone. Then he becomes a Supreme Court justice, which is fine because he is a “good Christian with good family values.”

I am sorry for your husband’s dog’s indifference towards you...but that’s really adorable.

I think this is great and a wonderful way that you found to protect your mental health. Please know that I am serious about that statement because my next statement is a joke.

If I’ve learned anything from RHOC it is that Orange County is not classy. Or at least not the women that appear on RHOC...which I guess isn’t that surprising. But they seem to be all new money fame seekers who want to sell a cookbook. Except for Vicki. She just seems to be a new money fame seeker who just wants to…

I get it in glass bottles all the time. Maybe it is certain types that are in glass vs. plastic? Or perhaps just size? Anyway, my main supply place has glass bottles only.

Who thinks he will actually care though? Anyone? Bueller?

Wait, why are people asking what their favorite sexual position is? Dude, no. That is gross. Like gross that someone would think that is an acceptable question in the first place.

“The fate of Tsar Nicholas terrified them.”

Whoa. Eddie Vedder is a Boomer?

I mean this woman was married to him for 10 years. It’s not like she didn’t know at least something, right?

Andrew probably tried it at least once.

Nothing will ever be worse than telling someone you want to be a tampon within her body. Nothing.

I would much rather hear Lisa Kudrow explain to me how conservative voices are being silenced than listen to anything Sharon Osbourne has to say. At least Lisa Kudrow is obviously playing a bit, where Osbourne is just dangerous.

Sexting is hard. I know I am really bad at it. Perhaps that is why so many people just resort to dick pics.

So...are we now supporting Amber Heard? Is that the new trend everyone is supposed to get into rather than all the bullshit that was spewed forth during the trial this summer?

6" and all I have to do is break four bones which remain basically broken for roughly one year? Plus all the risks and complications?

Oh the Man Show...I guess we all grow as people? I mean, I’m glad I wasn’t on TV when I was... *looks up Jimmy Kimmel’s age and The Man Show air dates*

It isn’t really about providing condolences to the Royal family is it? It is just marketing. “Oh look, Pizza Hut cares, let’s get a pizza. I don’t feel like cooking today, I am too sad.”

I don’t know about that. In fact I don’t know if we are safe from that thing in general. Can it compress itself in order to fit through tight spaces? Because I need to start taping the gap at the bottom of my door if that is the case.

Not me. Not. At. All.