Which one? I’m not brave enough to Google gangrenous testicles. There are some things I do not need to know unless it happens to me and I am forced to deal with it.

I’m sure there will be a GoFundMe to pay for the bills. And I am sure it will be successful. I look no further for support than Kyle Rittenhouse’s YouTube channel support.

yeah, it is totally fair to back out of the orgy. we’ve all done it at least once.

Well, if anything, this was extremely brave of you to attend. Yes, you will probably get COVID. Was it worth it? I guess that depends on how much you were paid.

I looked. It’s fine.

Katherine Heigl made the mistake of not being a dude, that is all. I don’t think her behavior made her stand out in any way that was unique other than she was young, upcoming and “had the nerve to dare speak out against the machine that was making her a star”.

*cries into pillow*

If my husband looked like Paul Newman, I’d have a fuck room too.

Honestly I’d just be trying to change my last name from Romney first. Rav would be a solid nickname (and, yes, I had to go to the middle name to figure out something acceptable, although I guess I could have gone with Turkey).

Who actively makes their children and children in-law part of their administration? No one does that...oh, wait.

Low rise jeans were both the worst and the best, depending a lot on how low. Unlike limbo, there is a way to go too low. Regardless, let’s let the low rise jean fade into the past forever. I can make my regular jeans ride low if I want or keep them up for modesty sake. I’ll even teach a class.

it was such a shit show. so much that I was moderately surprised they thought it was a great idea to do again. I say moderately because I am increasingly less surprised at the audacity of people as I get older...

Cindy Crawford famously had that neck tattoo. What are you talking about? ;)

“being a Christian” is terrible and, yes, it gets so many people off from so many terrible behaviors. It goes hand in hand with being a “nice boy from a nice family” after he rapes someone. Then he becomes a Supreme Court justice, which is fine because he is a “good Christian with good family values.”

I am sorry for your husband’s dog’s indifference towards you...but that’s really adorable.

I think this is great and a wonderful way that you found to protect your mental health. Please know that I am serious about that statement because my next statement is a joke.

If I’ve learned anything from RHOC it is that Orange County is not classy. Or at least not the women that appear on RHOC...which I guess isn’t that surprising. But they seem to be all new money fame seekers who want to sell a cookbook. Except for Vicki. She just seems to be a new money fame seeker who just wants to…

I get it in glass bottles all the time. Maybe it is certain types that are in glass vs. plastic? Or perhaps just size? Anyway, my main supply place has glass bottles only.

Who thinks he will actually care though? Anyone? Bueller?

Wait, why are people asking what their favorite sexual position is? Dude, no. That is gross. Like gross that someone would think that is an acceptable question in the first place.