“The fate of Tsar Nicholas terrified them.”

Whoa. Eddie Vedder is a Boomer?

I mean this woman was married to him for 10 years. It’s not like she didn’t know at least something, right?

Nothing will ever be worse than telling someone you want to be a tampon within her body. Nothing.

I would much rather hear Lisa Kudrow explain to me how conservative voices are being silenced than listen to anything Sharon Osbourne has to say. At least Lisa Kudrow is obviously playing a bit, where Osbourne is just dangerous.

Sexting is hard. I know I am really bad at it. Perhaps that is why so many people just resort to dick pics.

So...are we now supporting Amber Heard? Is that the new trend everyone is supposed to get into rather than all the bullshit that was spewed forth during the trial this summer?

6" and all I have to do is break four bones which remain basically broken for roughly one year? Plus all the risks and complications?

Oh the Man Show...I guess we all grow as people? I mean, I’m glad I wasn’t on TV when I was... *looks up Jimmy Kimmel’s age and The Man Show air dates*

It isn’t really about providing condolences to the Royal family is it? It is just marketing. “Oh look, Pizza Hut cares, let’s get a pizza. I don’t feel like cooking today, I am too sad.”

I don’t know about that. In fact I don’t know if we are safe from that thing in general. Can it compress itself in order to fit through tight spaces? Because I need to start taping the gap at the bottom of my door if that is the case.

Not me. Not. At. All.

I usually don’t clap after like 20 seconds. Then I just stand for a bit...then sit. It’s really no wonder that people don’t like me.

wait, what? That’s fun! I’m going to stick this into my brain as the actual ending and just pretend it is true.

it seemed to happen at the same time that everyone at Deadspin quit en masse. so maybe the events were related?

Whoa. The first comment is 1. a sports related comment, & 2. not about the headline story. Deadspin, this is a cry for help to reopen your comment section. You’re readers are stuck shifting through Kardashian drama to get to the Brady drama!

I mean, it was the 1990s, grunge and heroin chic were a thing, so perhaps this would have fit?

It could have been Luv Gravy.

It is gross, but therein lies the quest for fame. I mean out of any sound byte that you are going to drop that disgusting MILF one is going to stick. And this woman is apparently game. It seems like a very Kris Jenner approach.

that’s true. it is an area related to the preparation and serving of food.