Logan Marshall-Green has a twin brother?!?!?

Just one? Okay...Tom Hardy. Hands down.

Capes! This speaks to me and if I don’t one day own that gold leaf caftan I will not have lived my true self’s life.

It is almost like Kim is treating her child in a way that seems to mirror her experience. Oh wait, she is. This is learned behavior and the cycle is hard to break.

I feel like this is a competition we don’t need to have.

Naomi Campbell wore a huge gown with a fancy neck collar

Why hello Mr. ruler of Canada.

Eh, Andrew Garfield looks great. That’s a good suit in the world of suits. Zach’s fits okay, he is just TV proportioned with a giant head. The shoulders and length look okay though, no?

Britney needs a Bodyguard type renovation of her security system. And, yes, everything I learned about pop star security comes from an early 1990s movie starring Kevin Costner.

I just want Anne Hathaway’s emerald necklace. I’d wear that thing every day.

And yet I’d be fine waking up next to either, hangover or not.

I still choose not to think about the ROC. I mean regular orgies...sure, why not. But something about the members of the GOP getting all greasy and covered in various bodily fluids does not make me feel especially tingly.

I’m stealing “Fuck and No”. Just an FYI. Thanks!

I once stabbed myself in the palm with a big ole chef’s knife while cutting the outer skin off of an onion. It was deep enough the knife stayed in my hand after I let it go. I didn’t go all the way through though...that’s impressive?

I like seeing photos of Queen Elizabeth smiling. It is nice to see someone being part of something they actually enjoy.

I thought journalists were supposed to be behind the camera? He certainly has the face for it.

But it is a dark and gritty Barbie movie, just like The Batman. But with MORE smoky eye.

Hoping, wishing, praying that’s not the face he makes when he jizzes.

This will likely just get buried, but CourtTV was born out of OJ’s trial. Nothing has stopped it since, so this isn’t really new, it is just have we haven’t had a big one for a bit.

This is why my family doesn’t like me...well at least one reason. Every time someone is pregnant that was a “surprise” and not in the nice “we were trying and it finally happened” kind of way, I’m like...so we’re all good with this? Like don’t we think this seems like maybe not the best plan?